"Have you ever counted sheep Lauren? I count sheep every night, I just don't let them jump the fence. I attack them! And then I drain their blood and then I skin them and then I wear them to the supermarket. Disturbing huh? That's because I'm disturbed" - Interview with Lauren before match with Hamada on Impact 08-27-09

"Planning? I'm incapable of planning. I'm nuts remember? I just live minute by minute, second by second, I rely on violence Lauren!" - Impact 08-27-09

"Tonight the great Hamada will see just how crazy the Scream Queen is!" - Impact 08-27-09

"Crazy people have no logic. We do what we do and we say what we say, because that's what we do" - TNA Impact 06-04-09

"I have to her hurt tonight...that's what their telling me, and I can't say no to them. No, no. They don't like that, when I say no" - TNA Impact 06-04-09 Interview with Lauren about Taylor Wilde

"Your little 'secret admirer', well consider this our first date. Because at Monsters Ball at Sacrifice, you're gonna be the victim" - TNA Impact to Taylor Wilde

"Doctor Stevie. A doctor told me once that sometimes there are chemicals in the brain that just can't be fixed. Sometimes, your brain just has a life of it's own" - TNA Impact Dr Stevie Session

Mean Gene - "Are you a natural pink Daffney?" - "Yes I am, right down to my eyelashes Gene" - WCW Thunder 03-01-01, Interview with Mene Gene while wearing a pink wig

"Yeah I'm a booger!" - WCW Thunder while wearing a green wig and booger top